shmingle

The act of combining shmoozing and mingling at the same time.

Joe was such a social butterfly that he would attend any party or meeting he was invited to so as not to pass up on any opportunity to shmingle.

by sailingfool September 9, 2009

shmangle

replacement for toss/sauce

James: Yo, Jack, shmangle me that soda!

by yolosaynono June 16, 2015

shmeggle

The act of having anal sex with one's mom and becoming your step dad in one swift motion.

person 1: Yo Alec wants to shmeggle into my family
person 2: damn bro that sucks

by shmeggle 4 fun July 7, 2011

shmeegle

a name given to those whom one cares about. usually said when a person does not respond to their actual name.

holly: hannah look at this, its so radical!!!
hannah: ::silence::
holly: SHMEEGLE look at this its SO RADDDICALL!!
hannah: WOAH YEAH IT IS!

by Shmeeeeeegle May 7, 2007

Shmangle

To have sexual intercourse with one another, shmangle the body

I can't wait for tonight I'm going to shmangle her !

by Shmangle69 December 28, 2016

shmanglehopp

MPOS-ese

To cup your hands together and blow through them, making the noise of a whistle. To do so is not easy but when perfected, you can tick off oily sixth graders and other annoying losers.

Patrick shmanglehopped, and that one kid yelled at him to stop. But he did it anyway.

by Melli March 3, 2005

Shmangled

To be inebriated in such a way that all events that lead to the current state and/or events that took place while in the current state are extremely hard to remember.
To be seriously mangled by mind altering substances.

Person 1: "Dood, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I was so shmangled, I don't even know how I got home..."

by Agent Jayson January 7, 2010