Shmeegan

Smelly man who eats poo

Keegan is such a shmeegan

by Dan_howarth April 7, 2020

shmeigal

the kool blue-ish guy in lord of the rings

did you see that movie? Shmeigal was awesome in it!

by randomnessrox November 29, 2004

Shmegal

when you get your head shaved while giving a blow-job and the end result is a lower body temperature only made better by sucking more dick for lunch money

Damn man what happened to Mikus?
Oh dude that guy totally got a shmegal

by gizmo1949 October 16, 2008

Smeegal

(Smoking-Legal) A synthetic cannabinoid sold in most head shops across the states and is smoked with the intention of getting high. Some smoke Smeegal before drug test, because it does not contain THC (Tetrahydrocannabinol) like Marijuana but mimics the effects.

Here are different brands of Smeegal- NO bullsh*t, NYC potpourri, Comotose Candy, Aztec Warrior, Buddha Diamond, Mojo Max, Dragon Spice, Berry Blend, Joyride, K2, etc.

Smeegal and consider yourself WINNING!

by dnallohannairb May 11, 2011

shmegal

a rubber toy thingy you can buy from markets a bit like a yo-yo but ohhh so much more fun.apparently they are illegal cuz ppl got hurt using em, but i had fun.

by beautiful October 10, 2003

Shmeegull shmarnumb

A shmeegull shmarnumb is actually, what people who smoke methamphetamines, call a Chong. A Chong is just a shmeegull shmarnumb way of saying bong. So a shmeegull shmarnumb is just a methamphetamines bong.

"Can you some water in the shmeegull shmarnumb so that we can get high.".

by Shardski skanardski November 23, 2019

shmeegleborp

a new insult to use. someone who is a very typical straight white guy. they will be bamboozled when you say this and hurt themselves in their own confusion

you: stupid shmeegleborp
dat dude: what

by p00p00pėėpėė November 4, 2020