Shmeckie

Diminutive for Shmuck, connoting a small penis.

Dan was embarassed by his shmeckie.

by Vladmir Gosinsky September 23, 2003

shmecksy

A variant of 'sexy', but commonly used by frequenters of online forums and such.
Used among friends on the internet, not in a sarcastic or rude way, but more as a joke.

"Oh yeah gamerb0y101, you're the super shmecksy kid of the lot."
or
"You have to be shmecksy to be a cool kid. ;x <3"

by Pandy of Pandrogyny April 5, 2005

shmecka

Taking one's penis freshly coated with vaginal juices and smacking it across the face of either the female whom the juices came from or another person, making a wet smacking sound.

After a round with Linda, I nailed Bob with a shmecka while he was sleeping on the couch.

by AceofBlades October 8, 2017

shmeckle

An extremely small penis, the size of a tick tack.

Kyle said, "I have a shmeckle!" Matt replied, "Do you jack off with a cheerio?"

by Werner Heisenberg March 20, 2009

shmeckelkecker

condom. Yiddish:penis cover

I see you came with a shmeckelkecker.

by Steviedee February 11, 2004

Sheboygan Shmeckle

When a woman from the Bronx feasts upon a jar of kosher dill pickles while masturbating an erect penis with her feet.

Kevin:Damn. Look at that Sheboygan Shmeckle
Amy: Thank you, here's my number
Kevin: Shit your dad is here, can we make out now?
Amy:.......
Kevin: FUCK!

by The Laserbeam January 31, 2010

Shmecsy

SH MEK SEE
1. A person who half-human half-sheep and is sexy
2. A sheep who is sexy
3. Secsy

1.“hey dude that’s one of the most shmecsy asses out there”

2. “Your half-sheep half-human gf be so shmecsy bro”

3. “Girl, you shmecsy AF”

by Konnichiwa_amigos February 5, 2020