Shmeen

a disappointment. In other words a waste of mass on the molecular surface of this earth.

You fucking shmeen.

by Sir hanglecock December 8, 2018

Shmeel

A vape or dab pen

Me: hey dude pass the shmeel piece

by Boo_69 December 12, 2021

Shmeeze

marijuana;(ed)- to be stoned;(ing) smoking marijuana

"yo you got the shmeeze?"

"wow you look really shmeezed"

"we shmeezed all the buds"

"what are you guys doing?"
"zhmeezing, werd."

by calmarius May 30, 2006

shmece

1. a little bit of something
man, gimmie a shmece of yer sangwich.

2. ketamine
got any shmece?

hurtin for a shmece of vagina

by raptor rob May 30, 2006

Shmeeshmoo

A member of the Homo genus biological group but characteristically different from humans: often having adorable characteristics, soft skin, and a "cute" personality that is similar to the infantile human.

Awww, you are such a shmeeshmoo - soo cute!

by Shmeeshmoo Owner May 29, 2010

shmeestered

to get drunk out of your mind; get "destroyed" from alcohol; 'Hammered'

.

We're gonna get so shmeestered this weekend, I can't wait.

We just bought $400 dollars worth of alcohol; we're getting shmeestered tonight.

"What did you do last night?"
"I don't remember, i was shmeestered."

by ALAINR August 24, 2011

Shmeez

Name for any device containing nicotine and/or the act of hitting a nicotine device and/or the idea of a good ass buzz

"Where's the shmeez"
"I will after this shmeez"
"Please sir, may I shmeez"

by chiefin-doobies October 2, 2018