Shmeat

Small penis or dick, also reffering to any person or anything. It can be used for anything anyone and anything can be a shmeat

Damn you got a shmeat.

You are such a shmeater shut up you shmeat.

Shmeat shut the fuck up you got a shmeater.

by gaybutsex01 November 28, 2006

Shmeat

A shortened version of the name of Shmeagle, from the Lord of The Rings. Someone acting ugly.

Ashley is shmeaty by falling asleep.

by ShmeatSquad69 October 15, 2011

Shmeat

meat made from faeces.

The shmeat burger was delicious!

by dend4u June 18, 2011

Shmeat

When your penis is the size of a baby’s.

Damn, Thorgon has shmeat.

by Crackbaby75 November 25, 2018

shmeating

a verb used to describe one who is not being cool at the moment, but in reality is a true sweetheart.

Marley was shmeating it up when she decided not to frolic in public.

by tnkrbell February 16, 2010

No Shmeat

The alternate version of saying you have no penis but with the bobby Shmurda Sh in front of meat

This guy went out with my bestfriend and she told me he had no shmeat.

by Shhhhheannnnnnn Hughes March 22, 2017

Shmeat

Short meat or small meat.

"You I heard Jake has a little dick!"
"Yeah dude, he's got a shmeat..."

by OnlyAtWalmart February 1, 2016