Shmapple Pie With Cream

A term of endearment for a boyfriend or girlfriend who is very sweet and delicious ;)

Stephen is my shmapple pie with cream and a cherry on top

by broccoli_pie_with_shmapplez November 8, 2009

Sharpled

The act of ejaculating into a soft top convertible car roof

Me : That dude is sick he just Sharpled all over that car

by GManSharples March 1, 2018

Sharpled

The act of getting completely wasted from the effects of over pouring alcohol.

Dude, I got completely Sharpled at the bar last night, I woke up with a ham sandwich stuck to my back.

by TheOld319 November 15, 2020

Sharpless

One in an office environment, particularly a loner who is physically repugnant and socially unredeeming in any way, who seeks to maneuver by heirarchal flattery and other banal officespace machiavellian tactics more attractive and socially agile co-workers out of their jobs with the sad notion that they will not be around to draw desperately needed female attention from him. Always lives alone. Collects comic books and old rock albums. Assumes the attutude of a hipster without possessing any hipster qualities. Apparently unware of shoulder flakes. Will typically work as an editor and will fire interns who don't sleep with him.

Ugh. That's the third time this week that sharpless loser has asked me out to dinner so we can discuss my writing.

by Dharma Bum April 12, 2004

Sharples

Boogers that cut the inside of the nose causing it to bleed.

My sharples were so bad I had to see a doctor.

by Lenny Backstrom June 17, 2018

shmapple

to lose your virginity to an animal

dana abraham was in the forrest and shmapple with a snake

by Dana abraham February 17, 2009

Shmarper

One who wranglers sea creatures in the nude.

I am a shark shmarper by trade but sometimes I like to shmarp other animals too.

by Terrrrrrrr July 29, 2019