Shlongzilla

a GIANT penis. A penis so big that you would double take and that wouldn't be enough to see all of it.

My Shlongzilla is so big, it has stretch marks.
My Shlongzilla is so big, black guys say "wow, that's a big dick!".
My Shlongzilla is so big, sometimes it jerks me off.
My Shlongzilla is so big, if I were a porn star, I could only make movies in widescreen.
My Shlongzilla is so big, I can fuck a volcano
My Shlongzilla is so big, movie theaters now serve popcorn in small, medium, large, and Shlongzilla.
My Shlongzilla is so big, my girlfriend uses it as a body pillow.

by tjuice July 22, 2010

shlongs

short pants featuring extra long legs

Those gangster rappers really enjoy their shlongs

by damanian August 5, 2008

Shlongkey

Is a male who prefers to be on the receiving end of anal sex or anal play. The male will often show off their stretched out anal sphincters like a badge of honor.

Goatse is an example of a Shlongkey.
1 guy 1 cup is an example of a Shlongkey gone wrong.

by deltron3030 September 9, 2013

Shlongs

Capri length pants for men. see shants
Should be avoided by most men, however, I have seen offenders trying to pull off the look.

That guy's shlongs are too tight and look horrible with those shoes.

by HaykeyT June 16, 2009

Cookie Shlongster

A man shapes a cookie into the shape of his genitalia(a penis), bakes it, then fucks a girl in the ass with it. Afterwards, he eats the cookie.

Guy1: "Dude I gave my girlfriend a cookie shlongster last night."
Guy2: "I bet it tasted like shit!"
Guy1: "Yeah, it did. Literally..."

by AllieBigTits August 22, 2011

Shlongoid

See Dongus

We painted a shlongoid on his face while he was sleeping

by Combat 84 June 30, 2004

shlonshkin/wrench

This is what my mom calls my dog. She usually yells THE WRENCH or something along those lines when she gets home.

"THE WREEEEENNNNNNNCCCHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Said my mother.

Shlonshkin/wrench

by Elbow Picke November 6, 2017