slizzed out

Usually occurs after one was very slizzard the night before, and has a hang over. Also can be described as going through alcohol withdraws the day after consuming massive amounts of alcohol.

O m g... I definitely cannot go with u guys..Got the shakes, body aches, and im sweating profusely.. Shouldnt have did all those keg stands, and polish of that bottle of So Co!...I am sooo fucking "slizzed out"!

by cumdump36 November 21, 2010

Shizzed

When something so amazing happens that you shit and jizz your pants at the exact same time.

Guy #1 - Last night was so awesome i almost shizzed
Guy #2 - Almost?

by forgetyou23 October 3, 2010

Shizzed

Basically means sent to the crapper. Its for use as past tense of something bad.

Our business just got shizzed.

by BizMan April 27, 2006

Shizzed

To explain being super coked out.

Wow guys this is good shit. I'm super shizzed.

by Knowinggg April 15, 2009

Shizzed

The result of mind blowing oral sex whereby a man shits and jizzes at the same time.

I just shizzed everyone but I whatever, I gots mine!

by William Shitspeare May 8, 2014

Shlozzed

Being really high of the herb

I'm too shlozzed to move.

by Kunemberanut68 August 31, 2017

Shlizzzed

the state of being crossed perfectly with weed and alcohol

ima lil shlizzzed

by taylor453917 August 17, 2019