Shlap da hoe

When you see a hoe, and she ain’t even gettin wet, so you shlap da hoe

Person 1: “Bro she ain’t even gettin wet”
Person 2: “shlap da hoe”

by Shlapdahoe123 May 27, 2018

shlapped

When you get slapped with a shlong

i shlapped my girlfriends face so hard last night.

Last night my boyfriend shlapped me across my face so hard.

by bbyhippo May 15, 2018

shlap

Someone who is dumb, idiotic or retarded!!!

“Jay you shlap”

by Darien Dabner April 8, 2019

Shlap

The feeling you get after vaping, sometimes also called getting domed. Levels of shlap may vary depending on the juice and device used to go on the shlap quest

“Dude I hit Jacobs nord the other day and I got the biggest shlap of my life! I couldn’t even stand up.”

by ChongMaster April 21, 2019

Shlaps

When something hits so hard, even your credit score goes down as collaterall.

Ayo you heard that new joint by insert music artist? That shit shlaps boi!

by Milian Takes June 17, 2019

Shlap

To be having sex with a valid jawn.

Tom: Moe her shit phat!
Carl: I think I might shlap.

by Mooooooooeshit November 19, 2017

Shlapped

When you see someone who is clapped (ugly) getting slapped.

Look at him, that clapped dude got slapped. Now he is officially shlapped

by hhohilu8797 December 23, 2022