Spackered eggs

When someone with a mental retardation i.e a downy, offers to cook you a tasty snack but driibbles a little of its drool in the pan.

"Are you gonna have a bit of Billy's Omlette"

"I fucking doubt it you twonk, im not eating Spackered eggs"

by Bigsize October 9, 2008

schlactered

Getting wasted from booze beyond belief

I was drinkin so much, I got completely SCHLACTERED

by mrplowthatsmyname July 1, 2008

slockered

wasted, drunk, crunk, or any other synonyms for intoxicated

"Dude theres so many girls up here gettin slockered."

by Andy Harris September 4, 2006

Slackerdemic

A person in academia or teaching who, despite having a considerable amount of allocated time for research and presenting their specialist ideas, chooses instead to spend their life lazing around, contributing nothing of note. High tendency to procrastinate. Late to bed, late to rise. Behaviours include excessive watching of TV and movies, eating at irregular hours, high alcohol consumption, starting essays but never finishing them, browsing the Internet, and being reclusive.

"Hey, is Bob going to the teachers' conference this year?"

"Ha, are you kidding me?! He's a total Slackerdemic!"

by Zomodachi February 4, 2012

Lamb shankered

Rhyming slang for "wankered"

I only like RnB before going out, gets you in the mood for getting lamb shankered

Vodka gets Gretna absolutely lamb shankered

Lou like to smoke gwan, it gets her lamb shankered

by ginnipanni September 24, 2009

Shackerella

A girl that sleeps over at a guys house and walks back in the morning wearing clothes from the guy she hooked up with the night before. This can be characterized by basketball shorts and a fraternity sweatshirt.

That girl's definitely a shackerella. She shacks with guys all the time.

by Classy Lady ;) January 22, 2012

shlonkered

When you are completely stoned or drunk to a point you believe you are in a dream state.

"Dude are you ok?"
"Yeah, don't worry I'm about to wake up."
"You're completely shlonkered man. Hahaha!"

by Trollmonkey September 17, 2014