shiwager

from latin (chihuahua) , term used to describe a simple way to catch lung cancer and a legal form of suicide but gives you swaginess and a buz

on peut shiwager au toilette?
allume moi que je shiwage😏
shiwager is so violet harmon/tate langdon of you
dont talk to me, Im depressed and need to shiwage

by medeathecreator January 6, 2022

Shitwanker

Shitwanker can commonly be applied to the French, sweat-heads, minge-bags and scum. The term shitwanker originated when some of the French attempted munging a 1 month old corpse, in this occurrence however, the French decided that they would stamp on the stomach of the corpse with a jar inserted into the anus of the corpse. After filling the jar with maggots, faeces/feces they capped the lid and removed the sphincter of the corpse with a rusty spoon(other instruments do not invalidate the verb). This was then placed in the jar with the waste and excrement harvested earlier.

Once the group arrived in their zero bedroom flat in Paris, they removed the excrement from the jar and molded it with their bare hands to a size that could fit in the sphincter, following this, the group egg-washed the excrement to lubricate it, inserted the excrement into the sphincter and finally baked the waste for 30 minutes at around 120 degrees C, at the end of this time they carefully removed the bake from the oven, leaving it for 2 hours to cool. At the end of this time, lubricant was rubbed onto the bake, the sphincter was dislodged from the golden-brown egg-wash crust, covered in lubricant. One of the group would eagerly move the sphincter along the bake, appearing to wank the shit.

Henceforth this action became known as Shitwanking.

"I bet they are eager to shitwank again, although I really would rather not have my corpse shitwanked, I would really like to become a shitwanker"

by Europe. January 28, 2015

Shiteater

1.A person who is often owned in many diffrent ways everyday of his or her life.
2.A douchebag

"Hey nice fannypack, shiteater."
"Sorry I knocked all your teeth out, shiteater."
"Eat shit, shiteater."

by Don Lorenzo January 7, 2006

shitlamerde

An expression used by bilingual Canadians when something unexpected and unwelcome occurs.

I just spilled mon cafe. Shitlamerde!

by Jacque Letabac February 6, 2014

shiteater

a bottom feeder, a person who aint bout shit, a loser.

a person who deserves to be shitted on.

she aint bout shit, she's a shiteater.
shiteaters need love too, lol!
once a shiteater always a shiteater.

by JoeBrown80 March 25, 2017

shitferbrains

one who displays immense stupidity, and is happy to respond to the term publicly. Shitferbrains is only used in a public forum and has no value in general conversation. Typical venues for use of the word would be building sites etc - The word would be shouted loudly to gain the attention of the subject, who must respond without complaint

Oy shitferbrains go and get me a lefthanded screw driver

response - sure thing boss

by thentu September 21, 2006

Shitpaper

Alternate name for toilet paper. Name was adopted when two friends saw toilet paper on the ground covered in shit.

Josh found some shitpaper on the ground. Darien decided to adopt the name for laughs.

Shitpaper comes in different colors, sizes, and scents (usage varies this)

by Josh Courtoreille May 19, 2007