shitternet

Defined by Mikey Way of My Chemical Romance as "weak ass internet"

Hey man, can you get on the shitternet?

I cant post this tweet becuase of the fucking shitternet.

by hired_geeks_tbone April 22, 2009

Shitternets

The compound of the words shit and internet wisely put together to express ones anger in how truly bad their internet connection is.

Dave: Hey Paul, are you gonna download the whole first season of LOST online?
Paul: Nope, I can't. My shitternets are just too slow.

by mrmcpowned January 20, 2011

Shiternets

Incredibly shitty internets. Like trying to play an MMORPG over Dial-Up. Yeah, that bad.

Holy fuck, these shiternets suck. My torrent is getting like, 2 kbps. Fuck this. I might as well tether from my iPhone. My FIRST GEN iPhone.

by Stropko June 3, 2010

Shittybutt

When a person takes a shit and doesn't wipe their ass they become a Shittybutt. Its common for Shittybutts to not shower as well.

Chris- "Do you ever wipe your ass Justin."
Justin- "No."
Chris- "You Shittybutt piece of dick."
Justin- "At least I showered this week."

by Mekanaught February 21, 2011

Shiternet Exploder

Shiternet Exploder is a derogatory term for Internet Explorer which is used to emphasize the rendering engine of IE and the fact that Microsoft does not support web standards because it wants to replace it with something that helps them to take your money.

1) "This browser, Shiternet Exploder, has succeeded in only one thing: it has turned the internet into shit."
2) "This browser exploded my favorite website and it gave me a virus that made my computer explode!"

by jhuni February 21, 2009

Piece of Shiternet

An internet connection that is slow enough to cause aggravation for the user.

Me: What a piece of shiternet!
You: What are you talking about?
Me: I'm trying to watch something on my netbook but, the free wi-fi here sucks balls!
You: Oh, I briefly thought you were a mental patient.

by cdgnotparis March 10, 2011

Shittynine

Also known as a Courtay, it is a sexual act much like a 69. Except the participants defecate into each others mouths at the same time.

I was with this one freaky girl last night and she wanted to Shittynine with me.

by Scorched June 6, 2009