Shitsweat

Shitsweat is the liquid excrement that seeps down your legs after a hectic gym workout. This typically occurs when you've taken a fat shit and failed to wipe up effectively.

The result is that when you enjoy a massive leg press session, or a pulse-pounding benchpress workout, sweat forms between your ass cheeks.

That my friends - is shitsweat.

It can't be treated with Gold Bond or Talc powder. It's the worst thing and yes - it stinks out the gym... GTFOH!

Dvir forgot to wipe his asshole! Now he's working out at the gym and he smells like fucken shitsweat! Damn coondog - ffs!

by BChatz September 14, 2012

shitkeeper

much like shitmonger, an utter waste of a human, someone who lives on shit row.

Dude, your dad is a total shitkeeper.

by Jaggo March 23, 2004

Kansas shitweed.

Kansas shitweed, low quality cannabis.

Kansas shitweed. "Couldn't get much of a buzz off of that pot. That shit was real Kansas shitweed".

by mannacler May 17, 2018

shitwee

A.k.a a kiwi.

That brown fuzzy little creature in the produce section of your local grocery.

"Hey Ray Ray, why don't you shut the fuck up, get your lazy ass off the couch, and grab me a shitwee from the fridge"

or

"go ahead, you deserve it, get yourself a shitwee"

by teddy smith March 26, 2008

shitweet

1. tweeting while deficating

2. talking shit over twitter

1.

Joe: I had to shitweet Sarah, she caught me during a relieving one.
Tony: Awesome bro, HI FIVE!

2. Game needs to stop shitweeting on random folks. People can take twitter pretty serious.

by rolandoM0t4 July 28, 2011

shitwee

A.k.a a kiwi.

That brown fuzzy little creature in the produce section of your local grocery.

"Hey Ray Ray, why don't you shut the fuck up, get your lazy ass off the couch, and grab me a shitwee from the fridge"

or

"go ahead, you deserve it, get yourself a shitwee"

by teddy smith March 24, 2008

shitwee

A.k.a a kiwi.

That brown fuzzy little creature in the produce section of your local grocery.

"Hey Ray Ray, why don't you shut the fuck up, get your lazy ass off the couch, and grab me a shitwee from the fridge"

or

"go ahead, you deserve it, get yourself a shitwee"

by teddy smith March 25, 2008