Ar first you have to freeze a piece of shit, then get your girl to 'blow' you (in the dark), only substituting your cock with your frozen piece of shit, when she notices shove it in her mouth and make that bitch eat it!
*turn lights off*
Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.
*Take out the piece of shit*
Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
*Shove it in her mouth*
Andrew: Eat it bitch!
I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
Andrew: Hey babe, wanna blow me?
Sarah: Sure.
*Take out the piece of shit*
Andrew: Ok, suck on it
Sarah: WHAT... WHAT IS THIS?
*Shove it in her mouth*
Andrew: Eat it bitch!
I just gave Sarah the best Surprise Shittack ever, she didn't even see it coming.
by VLpeekers January 6, 2011
Get the Surprise Shittack mug.The act of trying to find every little freaking thing wrong about anything, in a rather sad/pathetic attempt to validate one's intelligence, yet the act of shitpicking actually does the opposite; as it proves that the person shitpicking is so desperate for attention that they will grasp at literally anything in an attempt to prove someone else wrong, and/or win an argument.
Person 1: (referencing a baking recipe on the web for a "brownie cookie") The person who owns this baking site should know that a brownie IS a cookie, and in fact, is a type of bar cookie. I read it in a book in my culinary arts class, the name of the recipe is just retarded.
Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie
Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake
Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.
Person 2: the average person would not consider a brownie to be a cookie
Person 1: yes, but the person who runs this baking website should know this. I consider the brownie/cookie thing to be a biggy mistake
Person 2: you're shitpicking. stop.
by smartgenius1 May 26, 2009
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by james37601 January 2, 2009
Get the shitjack mug.A shit nack occurs when someone puckers up their stank hole and just toops toops toops scedoops on your face until you have a brown dot on your nose that you can use as target practice.
by bountyhunterD March 29, 2015
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- male who enjoys shoving his package into the anus of the same sex.
- someone who is naturally an imbecile
- male who enjoys shoving his package into the anus of the same sex.
- someone who is naturally an imbecile
"Screw you, you shitpacker.."
by cr September 19, 2003
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To pack your stuff and leave.
To pack your stuff and leave.
At Rikers Island, you often get your shit packed
Man: baby mama yous gunsta get outta ma house nd gimme my kids.
Woman: Nah nigga, they my kids you havnt paid child support in years
Man: bitch ass, get your "shit packed" and leave me alone
Man: baby mama yous gunsta get outta ma house nd gimme my kids.
Woman: Nah nigga, they my kids you havnt paid child support in years
Man: bitch ass, get your "shit packed" and leave me alone
by adrian and dan July 22, 2007
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