Shitluck

An occurance or series of events of an incredibly fucked up nature.

Guy:I got beat up, girlfriend gave me warts then dumped me, got evicted and fired in the same day and now my dog died!
Guy2: Shitluck.

by Mike Hawk Fitzwel August 31, 2009

Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

The sound made when driving through too narrow a gap at too high a speed.

Sammy: Arrghhh we're not going to make it!!
Nick: Shitfuckshitfuckshitfuckshitfuck

by Samick Downunder September 1, 2005

shilock nose

A very obscure and abnormally sized nose. Most commonly found attached to a person of Jewish heritage.

Tom: "Wow man, check out that chick with the shilock nose"

Fred: "Whoa! That thing is huge!"

by brennen757 June 23, 2009

shitcocked

To be so incredibly inebriated that one does not recollect acting like an ass, boning a butterface, or kicking the shit out of one's best friend.

I have to apologize for fucking your sister last night, I was totally shitcocked.

by chupacabra February 14, 2005

shitlicker

an undesireable person. a derrogatory term used to express discontent.

That guy is a wicked shitlicker.

by nick May 6, 2005

Holy Shitdicks

An expression used when you see something really insane, or when feeling something incredibly intense.

HOLY SHITDICKS! MY DICK IS BLEEDING!!

by Nicc Mofuckin Farber, July 30, 2010

shilock

A jewish pawn broker, desparate to make money. willing to go to far lengths for short sighted monetary success. no sanctaty in his trade, willing to sell his mother

that shilock damn near got my arm for that that watch

by Homer February 5, 2005