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shitcicle

A piece of fecal matter shaped like an icicle either on or off of a stick.
Damn Tom, did you eat a shitcicle for lunch? Cause your breath STINKS!!
by Reckless01 February 3, 2008
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Shiticles

1. Occurs when a human-male is sitting on the toilet (#2) and his testicles are hanging to low into the bowl (usually during hot days as the ball-bag is more relaxed). As the turd descends into the toilet bowl, it scrapes the testicles fowling them with feces (aka. shiticiles).

2. Occurs when a man wipes back-to-front, effectively getting feces on his nut-sack (usually unbeknownst to the man).

3. Reference: See 'Duck-Butter' for the result of having a prolonged case of the shiticles.
1. "Seriously, i shouldn't have had a burrito with a coffee chaser for lunch today, my boys are so itchy, i think i have shiticles"

2. "My wife was right when she told my daughter to always wipe front-to-back, i didn't listen, now I have a mean rash from a prolonged case of shiticles"

3. "The meeting was at 10 am, i didn't have time to wipe, i think my shiticles has become a full fledged case of duck butter"
by URGFsBF April 29, 2011
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Shitcicle

When you stick your finger up a guy/girls butt and they shit onto your finger then you lick it off like licking a popsicle.
Last night I made a shitcicle with my girlfriend and it tasted delicious
by Skahtee1 December 7, 2009
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shiticle

a child who never showers, always has a dirty house and will never get pussy.
"shiticle you gay cunt"
by michael hamdomcrombie October 5, 2008
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Shiticals

Particles of shit flying off fan blades.
Whoa! watch out for those shiticals man!
by Joe & Trev February 1, 2009
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Shitcicle

Either

A shit (animal or human) that has frozen causing it to become brittle.
or
A saying expressed during a bad situation or event.
Oh shitcicle! i just stood on a shitcicle because i could not see it under the snow.
by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018
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Shiticle

A long haired person, with hair that hangs to their butt crack, poops and the poop particles float into their hair
Long haired Sally had bad pizza with prosciutto, was in the toilet 30 minutes later, and blew shiticles into her ponytail.
by EC0417 January 10, 2022
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