shitdick

A chocolate cruller.

"I stopped by the doughnut shop and bought us some shitdicks and coffee."

by steve1979 September 7, 2008

shitdick

When a man is taking a shit on a toilet he does not realize is stopped up. When he flushes, the poop-water rises to touch his dick and-or balls.

oh my god, shitdick! gross!

by Ozzysnack May 28, 2011

shitdick

Originates from the boy-girl (it) Alex Schad. Meaning alex is gay, when he pulls his dick out of his man-bitches ass and it has shit on it.

Alex is sure a shitdick

by Fuckalexschadintheass August 7, 2004

shitdick

1. a good butt fuck always gives you shit dick
2. A racial slur for an african american

1. samantha adams a.k.a. sam adams
2. look at that shitdick with his .9 mm and his s------------------ {bam!}

by Reesezizow July 26, 2005

shitdick

When your dick smells like shit.

"my dick smells like shit."

by stonethechildren May 12, 2003

shitdick

A piece of shit made into a dick.

A piece of shit made into a dick.

by lol goatse November 30, 2002

shitdick

you have a penis shaped poo

Daniel Nicholls

by Ian April 9, 2003