shitsickle

When some one who is hunting in the woods durring the winter and goes to take a crap only to find that thier crap has frozen on the way out causing constapation.

Man make sure u drink plenty of hot chocolate and laxatives before u go hunting so u dont get a shitsickle!

by The Michael Reed June 26, 2007

shacockle

When you are running a tad bit late so you must move real quickly or "shacockle" to get there on time.

"I was running really late today so to get to school i had to shacockle out of my driveway."

"I had to get to bed early last night, so when me and my gilfriend were dry humping i had to hurry up and shacockle so i could get some sweet shut-eye."

by N+L June 17, 2008

john shitcock

To sign your name, using your penis as a pen, and feces as ink.

I took it out of her ass and signed my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 20, 2007

shitcocker

A person who likes it when he gets warm, brown feces all over his dick.

Kyle is totally gay. I know he is a shitcocker.

by farfellseed May 22, 2006

Shitcicle [shit-ci-kuhl]

Noun
1) A frozen mass of shit
2) A long cylindrical tube of frozen shit

Shitcicle shit-ci-kuhl

My dog just dropped a steaming Shitcicle on the lawn, after sniffing every frozen blade of grass.

by Mistergtr1 February 13, 2022

shitcockballs

A word used in place of many other curse word as a random exclamation.

Shitcockballs! I forgot my shit!

by CptJack April 13, 2007

John Shitcock

Signing your name on some ones back using, your penis as a pen and feces as ink.

After I was done bangin her ass I wrote my John Shitcock on her back.

by Daniel Riggs June 18, 2007