Shitphones

Earphones that come with a phone.

Why are you using shitphones? Just buy some normal ones.

by Jakub_kovi March 15, 2015

shituation

a shitty situation

this situation I'm dealing with, oh man is it shitty

therefore, "shituation"

by PieCrustEater August 21, 2020

shagathon

Sexual version of a marathon whereby adults indulge in constant shagging over a number of days. Experimentalism is encouraged!

My mate Ken and his bird had a fucking shagathon for 6 days. Lucky bugger.

by charbrad73 November 25, 2009

Shituational Awareness

Shituational Awareness is awareness of your environment whilst taking a dump, or pitching a loaf. Poor shituational awareness can lead to lack of toilet paper, or coming face to face with a former dumpee's turd. Can also lead to entering a toilet with a broken lock.

"Dude, have some shituational awareness about you when you pitch a loaf, the paper has run out!"

by matt300 August 12, 2007

Shitton

A lot of something. Like a shitload. Usually asked for through drive through windows.

Worker: Do you want any sauce with that?

Guy: Yeah can I get a Shitton of Del Scorcho?

by NDUB3 February 22, 2011

shitsational

When something is so shitty, it becomes sensational.

The misting feature that my cracked windshield offers when driving in the rain is shitsational.

by Sargentap August 19, 2009

Shitzphonia

A condition in which someone is unable to control their bowel movements when under stress or with increasing blood pressure while sleeping.

Guy#1: Dude, I can't stand sleeping next to Brandon. He has shitzphonia.

Guy#2: I know man. He gets nightmares all the time and shits himself in his sleep.

by Cornisha February 6, 2010