I bet that guy is a shit splitter.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.
That guy's dick is a shit splitter, kind of like a log splitter but with man-meat instead of a felled tree.
by udontnome June 10, 2009
Get the shit splitter mug.name for a string bikini or butt thong that is cutting into a woman's ass so bad it would split her shit in two.
by west texan August 2, 2006
Get the shit splitter mug."I ain't scared of shit on my dick when I'm fucking that bitch in her motherfuckin' shit slit. I ain't scared of gettin' poo on my weiner from a Mexican slut down in South Pasadena."
by Xeno January 20, 2008
Get the Shit Slit mug.(noun) the rectum, the opening of the anus, poop-shoot, or asshole. Often referring to the receiving orifice during anal sex. Also known as a muscle-cunt in gay anal sex. This term is usually associated with a shitty-kitty or a dirty deal. But Feces need not always be present unless you are referring to a shitty slit, wherein shit is an adjective.
let Me hit that shit-slit, sit on it! (Please).
That hot Ginger’s shit-slit is pinker than Legally Blonde 2!
That hot Ginger’s shit-slit is pinker than Legally Blonde 2!
by JAB3 June 20, 2019
Get the Shit-slit mug.by dennob June 27, 2009
Get the shit splitters mug.Anally rape a Deer or A goat and ejaculate in its anus and the jam your fist in its anus and pull out the the shit and eat it.
Did you see alex give that goat a Mendocino Shit splitter (beastiality).
"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
"Man that Cuban Can Jam a Fist"
by Mike(Chunky the Monkey) February 10, 2009
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