The action of "swiping" you or someone elses mo-hawk (at least 4 inches in length) vertically, in a downward motion, through the ass crack of another, ideally pants-less, individual. The desired result is a new, undesirable stench on the "shit-hawker's" mo-hawk as well as a startled, awkward, forward thrusting motion from the victim of the "Shit-hawk."
Guy with mo-hawk "That stupid fucker just stole my beer and took his pants off!!"
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
Other guy: "go Shit-hawk his ass!"
(mo-hawk man takes other guys advice, "shit-hawks" the beer stealing nudist, and retrieves beer and forces the nudist to leave.)
by Placentapede March 27, 2010
Get the Shit-Hawk mug.In a long line of parked cars, you can always guarentee that the red ones will be absolutely covered with guano. The Shit-Hawk itself (slang for seagull = Cornwall, pigeon = London) then comes back and selects another colour to crap on before repeating the process with the red ones. Hence the term 'Shit-Hawk Snooker' is born
Dude1: Jeezus man have you seen the state of my CAR? Its been shit-hawk snookered !!! Get me my gun !!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
Dude2: What did you expect, its red ya CHOWDERHEAD!
by Little Miss Mayonnaise September 3, 2005
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by The_Shit_Lord June 14, 2020
Get the shit hawks mug.The origins of this term come from Jim Lahey of the Trailer Park Boys, a Canadian television show. Shithawked is a verb meaning you got completely blackout, coma drunk last night and maybe even wound up in the hospital.
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"
--Another use of the term shithawked--
"I got absolutely shithawked, how was yours?"
"Hey Steve, how was your night out last night?"
"Don't remember, the shit hawks got me last night!"
--Another use of the term shithawked--
by bunny f December 9, 2010
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"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."
"... somekind of shitty bird that flies around and drops poop onto you..."
by Ricky Leahy November 18, 2003
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