Shimmon

Oxymoron Jewish person Eg. Not rich or bad at math.

A person who says "cunt" a lot.

Plays bass guitar.

Will say "Are you shitting me?" upon reading this.

That guy is such a Shimmon.

Stop Shimmoning.

Do you Shimmon?

Stop pulling off a Shimmon.

by assjob October 27, 2008

Shitron

Derogatory moniker for the Veyron, Bugatti (i.e. VW's) 1,000hp monstrosity. As ugly as it is loud, this clunky, unparkable mess is the most expensive dump money can buy. There is no beauty in this obese mess, only shit. Hence, the shitron.

The last car I would ever buy, is a shitron.

Did you see that chrome-plated, giant-sized piece of glorified plastic go past? Only a shitron could look that bad.

by Esq.imo September 8, 2010

Shimoneta Style

The act of wearing panties on head. (Crotch over nose. Back of head uncovered)

My friend beat me after she saw me wear her panties Shimoneta Style.

by Bag Mann March 26, 2021

Shimrod

To insert an object into a mans urethra.

Putting an object down your pee hole.

Joe was so pissed when she shimroded him!

by pallenspumpkin April 20, 2010

shimongi

the area between the vagina and the bum hole, female gooch

her shimongi was big

by nat parry October 12, 2009

SHIMZONED

SHIMZONED; when a female friendzones you but makes you think you still have a chance so you do her work for her and get a sneaky hand in every now and again

OH man ! that girl Seng, I think she SHIMZONED you :O

hey seng do you like shim... "No he's like a brother to me"
SHIMZONED

by NOT SHIM January 26, 2016

Shironi

An exclusive name for the greates fanfic ever made shironi is the great story of two friend who fell in love and made love a story who is really popular at israel and got a lot of appreciation from the readers

Do you know shironi?

by DuckLoverPotato May 20, 2020