jacob singleton

a really fat asian who has been sick for over a year

holy shit you are as fat as jacob singleton

by Lukard_oh November 23, 2022

Quandavious roof shingleston

A man who steals roof tiles and absorbs them to make his skin into a defensive layer for protection

Dude Quandavious roof shingleston took my shingles again

by DEPOT TECHNO April 16, 2022

singleton

the term given to the rare disorder of being born with only 1 testicle instead of the usual 2.

holy crap dude that guy's got one huge ball!

yeh, its a singleton!

by Ballstein the Magnificent February 27, 2011

Shizzleton

in agreeance with; concur; for sure. or in response in excitement

do u wanna go to the movies? FOR SHIZZLETON!

SHIZZLETON!!!! i got a new car!

could also be a name of town, or LAST NAME. example. Shalene Shizzleton

by miss boss July 27, 2009

higgleton

A smaller stature person resembling a penguin in some regards and will work for any amount of money, regardless of how strenuous the labor.

Guy 1: Man that's dude's a straight higgleton

Guy 2: How's that?

Guy 1: I gave him five dollars to mow my 5 acre lawn and he's doing it

Guy 2: Wow

by Snapper Moore July 2, 2010

singleton

A little human-like creature, that, with every generation gets a little smaller. In near future will be used as a pet. That often prays on females 2 years or more its youth.

Hey look! My singleton just shit on the floor and now he is having intercourse with my 10 year old daughter.

by eastcoastballer7 April 13, 2008

Singleton

The Singleton - What one is left with when a man shaves his entire pubic area. All of the hair above the shave as well as the undercarriage (huevos) is removed.

Man, man girl loves it when I give myself The Singleton before we make love.

by Johnny Jackass November 18, 2006