Shiftless Snork

A totally made up ficticious word from my father who happens to be the second coming of Archie Bunker. The word is meant to encompass an individual (almost always in reference to a male subject) who is lazy, has no drive or ambition, talks like he knows everything and knows nothing, may be just plain stupid and most of all has no common sense.

You know I talked to that shiftless snork over at the gas station he does not know his ass from a hole in the ground.

by hotwings25 May 8, 2013

shitness

When you need to take a dump at work or any public place, any person who is loitering around the bathroom who may be a witness to your crime.

God, why were Tracy and Debbie hanging out right by the bathroom? I hate to have shitnesses.

by DWX2 July 27, 2010

Shitness

A Cleveland Cavaliers fan who used to be a fan of Lebron James. Formerly referred to as 'Witness'.

We were all shitnesses to Lebron James' betrayal.

by jbisdaman July 10, 2010

shittinass

like oh shit in a big way.used when shit wont do.

shittinass,the police are pullin us over

by melissa December 26, 2004

casual skirtiness

the act of wearing a skirt just because you can whilst on an outing to pizza hut.

im going to wear a skirt due to my casual skirtiness donald .

by singstar42 April 16, 2011

shittyness

When your work is shitty but you tried your best

This is my first time trying to define something...sorry for my shittyness

by Jfc don't ask July 29, 2016

down with the swiftness

a phrase used to describe a skillful move requring excellent reflexes, often used while playing basketball or hacky sack.

Inspired by the song Down With The Sickness by numetal band Disturbed.

"That steal was down with the swiftness"
or
"I'm down with the swiftness today, my reflexes are on"

by Rhyn July 30, 2008