Imperial Shitload

An archaic unit of measurement. a metric shitload is equal to 2.227 Imperial Shitloads

I have an imperial shitload of work to do

by Slyph October 5, 2004

Shitlord

1. A derogatory word used by fat activists on Tumblr to insult people who disagreed with them. Slang for gay person. The words has since been reassigned to mean someone who cares about health, and doesn't believe in fat activism or 'health at every size', and probably who frequents reddit.com/r/fatlogic. Shitlords have taken ownership of the word.

FA: Meghan told me the key to weight-loss is calories in/calories out. What a shitlord!

SL: Meghan said that? Didn't realize she was a fellow shitlord!

by Uosdwis R. Dewoh October 11, 2014

Shotload

1. Drinking an egregious amount of liquor in the form of shots.
2. Drinking a full glass of liquor from one of those oversized novelty shotglasses.

Bro #1: Whoa! Man, why is Timmy being a fucking dick!
Bro #2: Hey relax man, he drank a shotload.

by ChesterQPterodactyl July 13, 2012

shitloads

Shitloads is "LONG" for lots.

I have shitloads of porn on my computer.

by the almighty ho September 15, 2005

baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload

I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

shitload of fuck

Phrase used to describe something that is really bad or undesirable.

Mike: Dude, can you believe this game?
James: No, it's such a shitload of fuck!

by Fred Gorut November 1, 2013

Shitload

(Colloquial) The amount of cow manure that will fit in the bed of a 3/4 ton pickup. For fresh, wet, stinking manure, this would be 750 pounds. For dry manure, something less, perhaps 500 pounds.

I have to go over to Jackson's farm and get a shitload of manure for my mom's garden.

by OldFskingGeek August 18, 2013