Shellar

A woman who has sex every 3 years

It's being so long since my last sex that I'm becoming a Shellar.

by bink bink November 22, 2010

shellac

destroy, dominate in competition, thrash, beat

We were getting shellacked so badly the ump reinstated the slaughter rule.
I know my dad is going to shellac me when he sees this report card.

by Joel Mitchell November 18, 2003

Shellaccent

The sound that comes out of one's mouth when Louisana and Texas accents combine and become a somewhat high pitched Canadianish New York-esque homeade accent. This accent comes from sweet girls named Shelly and is also extremely contageous. It also comes out of Bobby and Kyle when they get sleepy and intoxicated off the night air.

Dude last night I was talking to this really hott senior and I accidently let some of my Shellaccent come out.

by Balooo March 20, 2009

shellateral damage

During gardening, the (mainly) unintentional deaths and injuries of innocent snails, from damage that is caused to their shells as they cling helplessly to exposed walls and paving.

"Spent Saturday afternoon weeding the flower beds. The shellateral damage was extensive."

by Spoke June 29, 2009

shellamay

A hairy hairy gay man that likes to lick bald men to feel complete. Shellamay is usually a man with a abnormally large middle finger.

Shellamay was so hairy.

by Gagagagmamamamyyyy May 19, 2018

shellaleigh

A short, thick club, usually made of wood, sometimes just a branch cut or broken off a tree. See also cudgel.

He pissed me off so bad I beat his ass with a shellaleigh. You might say I cudgeled him.

by MITB February 25, 2006

shellatio

the unjust and repeated awarding of red shells or green shells to a single racer in MarioKart

What a crock, dude, you've gotten 9 shells in a row; this is some unprecendented shellatio.

by EamonnDeBurca January 30, 2005