Top Shelfing

To put a dip in your top lip, as oppossed to the more widely used bottom lip.

My bottom lip was tore up, so I had to turn to top shelfing it today.

by BigOBJ7 December 15, 2008

Shelfie

The act of taking a selfie while taking a shit.

Oh my god! That is a great shelfie, did you redecorate your bathroom?

by BaldAvenger March 2, 2014

top shelfing it

Taking a dump on the closed lid of a toilet. Usually performed in someone else's dorm or barracks.

You go into a toilet stall, close the door, put the seat and the lid down, and poop on the lid. This is called top shelfing it. Then you go to another stall and take care of the clean up work. Wash your hands, and sneak out of the bathroom unnoticed. Works best in the middle of the night.

by Col. Peter Spanker April 1, 2008

Shelfing

A common photography pose in which a person places their hand beneath their chin, forming a sort of shelf for their head to rest on, in order to better frame their face. When such a pose is used for a selfie, the resulting image is called a "shelfie"

"Excellent use of shelfing, Sasha! What an exquisite shelfie!"

by flyingpenguin December 14, 2014

Shelfing

The act of placing drugs inside the vagina as a way of ingesting them

Molly is rolling so hard after shelfing that pill

by FestivalNurse June 12, 2017

Shelfishness

the greedy act of removing all items from a store shelf

In an act of pure shelfishness, panicked people grabbed every available roll of toilet paper at the store within minutes of its opening.

by my959 March 29, 2020

Shelfie

A shelfie is a type of self-portrait photograph, typically taken with a hand-held smartphone and then uploaded to a social networking website, by Scottish actor Sean Connery.

"Micheline, check out thish shplendid shelfie I jusht took... damn that'sh an elegantly arched eyebrow."

by Throbbington December 11, 2013