Shardshooter

Meth shooter shooting methamphetamine wit a syringe

I will b a shardshooter today.

by Wessel wit it February 25, 2020

German Sharpshooter

A sexual act as defined: Hide in the shower and quietly masturbate while your significant other is taking a dump. Just before you ejaculate, rip open the shower curtain, push her off the toilet onto the floor and blow a load all over her freshly laid poop. Quickly exit the bathroom before being punished.

Person 1: You'll never believe what I did last night! I pulled off the infamous "German Sharpshooter"!

Person 2: Right on Bro!

Person 3 : That's disgusting.

by Dirty Rotten Rob September 9, 2011

Mississippi sharpshooter

When a man has such impeccable control over his sexual climax that he can ejaculate into the mouth of a sneezing partner.

Did you see that video with the Mississippi sharpshooter? It's better than when that guy stuck his head in that girl's vag!

by humansRpepul2 February 14, 2008

Texas Sharpshooter

Someone who has extreme control of where they secrete their genital fluids, hence the name.

"Dude, there's no way you can piss in that toilet without getting it on the seat"
"Don't worry, I'm a Texas Sharpshooter"

by LETS GET TROPICAL May 12, 2016

sharpshooter

When you're doing a chick doggy-style and when you're about to blow your load you spit on her back so she thinks you're done and she turns around, that's when you squirt one in her eye.

Sally didn't wash my dishes last night, so later, when we were having sex, I surprised her with a Sharpshooter.

by Richard Bonyerd December 5, 2004

maryland sharpshooter

When during sexual intercourse right before you cum on the face you step back anywhere between 3-5 feet and piss and ejaculate at the same time so it add more pressure to the cumshot

"Bro last night I gave this fat bitch a Maryland sharpshooter"

by Killmelmao123 March 11, 2017

Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy

Employing the Texas Sharpshooter Fallacy in an attempt to make a point unrelated to the topic at hand.

Bro, I win, I totally shot that shark.
Dude, we're hunting rabbits, where the fuck did you find a shark? You have just attempted to use the Texas Sharkshooter Fallacy.

by Treatmonkey June 11, 2020