oven shagger

an oven shagger is someone (usually a boy) who has cheated on their girlfriend or treated her wrong. these people are called oven shaggers because they are so desperate for sex that they would probably shag an oven. that is not always the case though. girls can also call their boyfriends oven shaggers if the boyfriend chooses is xbox/playstation over you or doesn’t make enough effort with you. oven shaggers are usually skinny white boys who don’t know what they’re getting them self’s into when they get a girlfriend. you will usually find an oven shagger: cheating, being rude, and shagging ovens or other girls

he is such an oven shagger

by 05rachel April 15, 2020

Twink Shagger

louie eastwood (L’ #7494 for hot twink esex)

louie eastwood is a twink shagger

by smhevv April 13, 2023

Sheep Shagger

A common insult of Welsh people

You sheep shagger!

by bno September 7, 2003

shagerversary

An anninversary of the the first time a couple have had sexual intercourse

Today is our one year shagerversary

by Futumsh July 15, 2006

shagger's nod

A nod of recognition between two shaggers. Much like the common "runner's nod", it is a simple nod of encouragement to a fellow shagger, tacitly telling them to "keep up the good work!".

"So Declan now had a girlfriend, and Shagger's Nod began to replace 'hello' as we passed each other in the library. Finally, he was part of the club."

by alonso424 January 1, 2016

sharterror

The act of examining the physical damage to your underwear your recent shart has done mid-day. Effects may worsen if you have done this at a sleepover and left your underwear hanging around on accident, striking fear in your friends and foes' hearts.

Burt: "Woah, look at this sharterror. This thing is f*cking nasty!"
Mike: "That's not a sharterror, that's a mirror."

by Fag Bag Frog July 31, 2016

early sharer

A person who communicates intimate details about their personal life when you've only just met them in an innappropriate, mental alarm-bell ringing way. They may well lack true friends to do this with and so try to make you their new BF.

"I just cannot bear that girl, man, she's such an early sharer. Five minutes after I met her she was talking about her and her boyfriend's sexual problems and he was RIGHT THERE!"

by minkymary December 15, 2009