sharecrapper

Office workers from other floors who migrate to the restroom on your floor in order to defecate. Sharecrappers occupy all the stalls, consume all the toilet paper, trash the sink areas and leave behind an inhuman, toxic odor. They typically show up in the mornings and after lunch, the usual busy times when you need to crunch. Sharecrappers are skittish, they avoid eye-contact and can be run off with just a stern glance due to their inherent lack of comfort with any type of human interaction.

"Man, the hipster in the man-bun from the twelfth floor is the worst sharecrapper ever! He uses a whole roll of TP , he never flushes and leaves a stink like you wouldn't believe!"

"Next time just start randomly talking to him, that'll keep him from coming back."

by Vesper47 March 29, 2017

shavecation

A period of time, slightly longer than normal, one goes without shaving. Ususally associated with the holidays and comes to an end in early January. Can be intentional or unintentional. In the common case of beards - the shavecation usually upsets a wife or girlfriend, and is often incorrectly mistaken for laziness.

Barbara: "Sheesh, you look like you've been on a month-long shavecation"

Walter J: "Don't worry boss, the beard will go at the end of my shavecation. See you next week"

by emjaybizzle January 5, 2011

Shareaux

A good looking or very attractive woman or group of fine women

The concert was very exciting once we gathered with the flock of shareaux.

Check out the legs on that Shareaux in the corner.

by Mike Phelipson September 28, 2010

shareia

Shareia is a wonderful person. Full of personality and strength shareia is a friend you should surely keep.

Dang shawty, you remind me of a shareia!

by Oliverroxx..com November 24, 2021

shareaza

the file sharing program on the face of the earth it lets you download music movies and more! always get shareaza

go on shareaza .com to get massive entertaining program.

by Josh Lemporg July 30, 2005

Shamecation

A form of punishment wherein an employee fucks up beyond the reprimand of a warning and is put on a disciplinary leave of absence with or without pay.

"Where's Jimmy this week?" "Oh he opened the store 2 hours late so boss put him on a Shamecation."

by DocLoLiday November 16, 2012

shareback

Shareback refers to sharing information or feedback with customers that they originally provided to a company.

We gathered a lot of negative feedback about our new product, so we decided to shareback the problems we heard and what we're doing to fix them.

by Gbetty7 October 21, 2015