Shampoo Bottle

WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP SHAMPOO BOTTLE YOU RETARD! IT IS JUST A BOTTLE WITH FUCKING SHAMPOO IN IT

Hey dude I just stuck my dick in a shampoo bottle and killed your nan with it!

by Champaroo February 14, 2019

hickory shampoo

n. a technique typically used by law enforcement wherein the wooden baton - traditionally made of wood from the hickory tree - is applied on or about the head and shoulders of a deserving miscreant resisting arrest or otherwise needing a lesson.

COP 1: "Last night, some drunk dude wanted to fight when I went to arrest him. Now he's in the hospital getting his teeth re-aligned."

COP 2: "How'd you get him?"

COP 1: "Gave him the ol' hickory shampoo."

COP 2: "Damn..."

by Nite Owl August 7, 2007

shampoogled

To get drunk to the point so you have no recollection of the night, well and truly inibreated.

Ahh mate, lets get 'shampoogled' tonight.

by Daniel Burne February 17, 2008

Shampoo banana

Local term for the "twin cities" of Champaign and Urbana in Illinois. These two cities are usually just considered one area, but Champaign-Urbana sounds too formal, so some people just say this instead. People from anywhere else usually don't get it. These people often pronounce the S in Illinois as well.

Ted: Where you live?
Lisa: Shampoo banana!
Ted: ...?

by Miss Leslie April 27, 2006

shampoo drunk

When you become drunk off only a couple of drinks the morning after a gnarly night on the town.

How is duty so drunk off only a couple peach schnapps? Oh dude she got righteous last night she's just shampoo drunk. Oh that's chill

by germanrodriguez22 July 26, 2014

Shampoo the babys head

To have sexual intercourse with a pregnant woman

"Come over here 'til I shampoo the babys head!"

by Ralph the Boy Ralphie May 29, 2007

wood shampoo

An occurence by which a person is beaten about the head and shoulders with a nightstick or other wooden club.

"HAW HAW HAW,that nigga resisted arrest,and got a wood shampoo for his troubles."

by CrowTard March 26, 2006