Shamp

when you sneak up behind your friends and mess up their hair while yelling “SHAMP!” it’s most often done in public.

why is your hair all messed up?
“because Jessica Shamped me at walmart earlier :(”

by shampmsster3000 February 8, 2023

Shamp

An accelerated shump

"I just shamped all over the wall. It was so fast I nearly died."

by BlackFalcon448 January 6, 2012

Shamp

A low quality person, with little to no knowledge.

Yooooo, Nick Noblit is a Shamp

by Glock book srry either July 18, 2019

Shamp

A rare term that hillbillies use when they mess something up.
(Sh)it
(A)int
(M)y
(P)roblem

A: You just spilled beer on my carpet
B: Shamp Fuk ya

by Bigppdad December 24, 2020

Shamp

To cut hair

My hair is groin so long, I'ma get my mama to shamp me tomorra

by Javissimo June 27, 2020

Shamp

The act of shitting so hard the poop smashes into a toilet bowl or other object. Leaving a semi-permanent shit stamp behind.

After cleaning up Ryan's cummy dog from my cars floorboard. I noticed there was a big old shamp leftover.

by Funny Bob December 27, 2020