Shamp-nuke

The act of drenching one's hair in shampoo.

My hair was so dirty, I had to shamp-nuke it.

by DreamingPichu June 2, 2020

Shamp

An accelerated shump

"I just shamped all over the wall. It was so fast I nearly died."

by BlackFalcon448 January 6, 2012

Shamp

To cut hair

My hair is groin so long, I'ma get my mama to shamp me tomorra

by Javissimo June 27, 2020

Shamp

A low quality person, with little to no knowledge.

Yooooo, Nick Noblit is a Shamp

by Glock book srry either July 18, 2019

Shamp

The act of shitting so hard the poop smashes into a toilet bowl or other object. Leaving a semi-permanent shit stamp behind.

After cleaning up Ryan's cummy dog from my cars floorboard. I noticed there was a big old shamp leftover.

by Funny Bob December 27, 2020

Shamp

A rare term that hillbillies use when they mess something up.
(Sh)it
(A)int
(M)y
(P)roblem

A: You just spilled beer on my carpet
B: Shamp Fuk ya

by Bigppdad December 24, 2020