1. combination of the words short and ed/edwar
2. self-proclaimed business genius, who often creates supposedly "fool-proof" plans that miraculously find ways to fall through.
3. shawteds often believes themselves to be gigolos, who completely understand the female psyche, but are often ignorant to the fact that every woman they have ever encountered has been throughly irritated, much less amused by their antics.
4. shawteds excel in racquet sports such as tennis, racquetball and ping pong.
5. shawteds make excellent barbers (with the occasional screw-ups), often openings small dorm-room businesses under the name ShawtEd Cuts!
6. a shawted is not a shawted, unless they find a way to bring lebanon or being lebanese into every single conversation that they have.
7. the word shawted can be used as any part of speech
2. self-proclaimed business genius, who often creates supposedly "fool-proof" plans that miraculously find ways to fall through.
3. shawteds often believes themselves to be gigolos, who completely understand the female psyche, but are often ignorant to the fact that every woman they have ever encountered has been throughly irritated, much less amused by their antics.
4. shawteds excel in racquet sports such as tennis, racquetball and ping pong.
5. shawteds make excellent barbers (with the occasional screw-ups), often openings small dorm-room businesses under the name ShawtEd Cuts!
6. a shawted is not a shawted, unless they find a way to bring lebanon or being lebanese into every single conversation that they have.
7. the word shawted can be used as any part of speech
eli: hey habibi. how was your day
jihad: ehhhh...it was shawted.
eli: hey...what did you end up doing with layla last night?
jihad: shateeeeeeedddd
jihad: ehhhh...it was shawted.
eli: hey...what did you end up doing with layla last night?
jihad: shateeeeeeedddd
by fijeonne April 7, 2010
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Zach walks to Bathroom...
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted
Zach: O shit.. Ben i need a new pair of bokers
Ben: What the fuck
Zach: Yea, i sharted
by BJ September 27, 2004
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Phillip Seymour Hoffman's character in Along Came Polly comes out with the line "Hey Dude, we have to go! I just sharted"
To which he adds "I farted and a little shit came out!"
To which he adds "I farted and a little shit came out!"
by Gene Pool September 13, 2008
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1. Its when you fart to hard and you shit your pants
2.Describes what you do when your scared "oh my god dude..I just sharted.."
3.when you sundely fart very hard when your in class and shit comes out
4. Or its just a way of saying "I just shit and farted at the same time"
1. Its when you fart to hard and you shit your pants
2.Describes what you do when your scared "oh my god dude..I just sharted.."
3.when you sundely fart very hard when your in class and shit comes out
4. Or its just a way of saying "I just shit and farted at the same time"
Person 1: "I have to shit really bad dude."
Person 2: "go to the restroom then.."
Person 1: *farts to hard and shits* "dude..I just sharted"
Person 2: "go to the restroom then.."
Person 1: *farts to hard and shits* "dude..I just sharted"
by derpduck February 16, 2015
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