Double Sexile

The act of being sexiled from the place where one was going to sleep after already being sexiled. It is rumored that this freak accident has only happened 13 times in history.

6PM
Alex: Hey Greg, can I stay in your room tonight? Mike is sexiling me because his girlfriend is in town for the weekend.
Greg: Yeah sure, just pull your mattress in there.

1AM:
Greg: Dude, ... I'm sorry, this girl is coming over. She really wants it bad.
Alex: Fuck ... Are you really going to Double Sexile Me?
Greg looks at new text and leaves the room.

3:45AM
Alex finally gets to go to sleep

by King of Wake October 11, 2009

self-sexile

1) Leaving one's domicile to avoid roommates when interacting with a significant other

2) Being sexiled of one's own volition

1) Cornelius and his boyfriend frequently went into self-sexile to avoid homophobic housemates

2) Jeremy and Claire always got so loud their roommates had not choice but to self-sexile.

by PBMax September 28, 2008

sexless innkeeper

The sexless innkeeper is when you take what you think is a potential hookup home with you, and they fall asleep on your couch without hooking up. She or he only went home with you because you lived close by and they needed a place to crash for the night, therefore using your place only as an inn, making you its innkeeper. Defined by Barney on How I Met Your Mother.

"She slept there but you didn't sleep with her? You totally got used as the sexless innkeeper!"

by Lefou October 13, 2009

sexlexia

A very sexy learning disorder.

"I am plagued with sexlexia!"

by One Ton Angel March 27, 2003

sexiverse

The universe of sex, made popular by the Twilight fanfiction "If Every Word I Said Could Make You Laugh" by carmeliagunn.

Emmett complained that the sexiverse was out of balance after Rosalie declared a vow of chastity before their wedding.

by The Lion And The Lamb July 27, 2009

shop senile

When someone at your work keeps telling you the same story over and over again. They have told so many people they cant remember who they told.

Bob is getting Shop Senile, he's told me that same story about him being pronounced dead in the bathtub 5 times.

by Dullishpage January 17, 2019

SEXITECTURE

1. design as it relates to human scale.
2. a coffee table book that depicts the female body graced by architecturally inspired furniture.
3. a company working to create a venue for a future generation of artists and designers to showcase achievements in their field.
4. a term used to describe careful attention to occupancy issues and human proportional research in the field of architecture and design.

1. "Architects of the mid-century modern era practiced SEXITECTURE by studying propotional relationships of the human body, and applying their findings to their furniture designs."
2. "My coffee table looks nicer ever since I received my SEXITECTURE book."
3. "Get noticed wearing a SEXITECTURE t-shirt from www.sexitecture.com."
4. "SEXITECTURE is changing the way you think about chairs."

by Ludwig Mies van der Rohe March 5, 2004