Berry Settler

A long overdue wank.

Jon had been living with his parents since the start of the pandemic and was desperate for a berry settler.

by Dalai December 21, 2020

settle down kids

easily one of the best collab channels on youtube, consisting of joey gatto, josh sobo, jonah green (aka god), adam & nick buongiovanni (twins), ryan abe, and joe santagato. Abbreviated SDK (not to be confused with software development kits which is what comes up when you search sdk indirects on twitter)

look for a new settle down kids vlog up every weekday 'cept sunday!

by demilegatto February 1, 2014

Tryna Settle

Attempting to play a not so friendly round of the board game Settler's of Catan

Hey man, you Tryna Settle after school today?

Can't bro, I've got ultimate frisbee practice.

by supperforlunk November 4, 2010

settle

the act of giving up someone you love or something of value for less than desired, the act of not being able to satisfy your need or want and choosing someone or something of lower standard or value.

after Jack broke-up with Sasha because of her craziness, Sasha had to settle for a loser to marry who would put with her naggin'.

by Sgthawk December 19, 2013

settle your oats

to calm down or settle down

Damn bitch, why are you yelling, you need to settle your oats.

by ballaforreal May 15, 2009

Settle Your Hash

aka: Get revenge! When someone steps a little too far out of line and deserves to be brought back down to size their hash deserves to be settled, whether its simply informing them of their poor beahviour, brutally murdering them and their family (O.J style) or something in between, once your punishment has been dealt you have succesfully settled their hash!

"Hey you just ate the last bread roll you inconsiderate jerk! I'll settle your hash!"

"Dave's been burying his sick face in my girlfriend's crotch for two months! Man i'm sure gonna settle his hash!"

"Kidnap my daughter from Portugal will ya? I'm all about settling your fucking hash!"

by Captain Jack McRevenga December 19, 2008

Settler

Within a successful, seemingly stable relationship, the settler refers to the "better half", who in essence settles with their partner. This person tends to be either more attractive, wealthier, smarter, personable or some other quality that would seemingly make their partner look inferior, to the extent that people begin to question why they would even date in the first place.

The opposite of a reacher

Looking at the Janet Jackson and Jermaine Dupri relationship, it is painfully clear that Janet (Ms. Jackson, if you're nasty) is a settler.

by BurningRave January 27, 2010