Settie

noun - a silly, sweet girl who always makes you laugh.

Oh Settie!

That girl is such a Settie.

We ALL love settie.

by Kir May 13, 2004

setting the table

1. To literally prepare a dining table for a meal.
2. To lay the groundwork for a future event.

eg. Gary believes his wife is setting the table for divorce.

by Bad Santa August 5, 2008

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings'

a novel way to start offering advice and easy solutions to complex problems

Example 1:

I don't know what to do - my boyfriend can't stop turning his head at anything in a short dress and stilettos. I find it really humiliating.

ah yes, go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then adjust his horndog settings to what you'd like them to be

Example 2:

what are we going to do about the energy crisis and global warming?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings', click on 'energy efficiency' and then next to that you'll see 'make the world a lot more energy efficient'

Example 3:

How do I stop my boyfriend from farting so much?

go to 'start' 'control panel' 'settings' and then 'flatulence'...

by Peter Greenwall March 2, 2011

setting the tea things out

v. phrase. British euphemism for going topless in public. Often used by the upper crust and royalty.

......................................................................................

I say Duchess! Do you judge it wise to be setting the tea things out so early in the afternoon?

Barleybone, you are such a toast browner.

by gnostic1 October 12, 2012

setlist

The list of songs a DJ plays in a set. A setlist could also refer to the list of songs a band plays at a concert.

There were wayyyy too many ID's in that setlist

by DACula December 5, 2017

Settimio

If you have this name, you're literally the smartest and coolest guy on the planet earth

Yo this Settimio kid is kinda the coolest guy on the planet ngl

by Psychosis477 June 12, 2020

Setting the Table

Draping a towel over the back of your partner whilst they maintain a tabular position on their hands and knees, to wipe the pool of semen congregating in the arch of their back, after pulling out of doggystyle to ejaculate on their spine.

"What are you doing in there? Hurry up and set the table, it's sticking to my back and I can't hold this position forever."

*Partner emerges 5 minutes later grasping a towel, ready to set the table after cleaning his penis and enduring a post intercourse piss with a raging hard on*

Or

"I just cum inside these days because I can't be bothered setting the table"

by Nelly191 June 27, 2022