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Sermon on the Mount

When a female is riding cowgirl and screaming coherent biblical terms, or terms related to religion, as if she was giving a sermon.
This girl was riding me and just broke out a sermon on the mount.
by paigeville October 22, 2009
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sermonar

A sermonar is similar to a seminar in that there is a topic and one or two presenters. Seminar is usually more like a workshop, which can be as short as several hours, or even as long as several days, with Q&A periods. A sermonar is no longer than 2 hours, and is given during the morning worship period at a church.
My husband and I recently gave a sermonar on Christian dating and marriage at a church in Santa Monica, California during the 11:00 a.m. worship period. It was well-received, and we went away with lots of helpful feedback. (True story!)
by Nene' February 15, 2010
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serone

A well rounded individual who typically loves food. If u meet a Serone there is a big danger of him stealing your girl. A Serone usually has slicked back oily hair.

An example of a Serone could be Brad Pitt, Tom cruise and Adam Driver
Watch out hear comes slickedback serone I hope he doesn’t steal my girl tonight
by Nuggeteater August 17, 2021
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ballgame sermon

a church sermon, that last's no more than 30 minutes, so that church going men, can make it to the TV before the game starts.
Brother Rick gave a ballgame sermon this Sunday, so I caught the kick off at the Cowboys game.
by BigJamesCru April 21, 2008
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sunday sermon

The act of having sex, before 6 PM, on a Sunday.
Guy 1: "We don't usually have sex on a Sunday, but when we do, it's a Sunday Sermon."

Guy 2: "Ah man, I love a good Sunday Sermon."
by psudosex December 12, 2013
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Curtain Sermon

a complaint that a women gives a man before they "go to bed"
Man, my old lady gave me a curtain sermon last night.
by Chairman November 5, 2003
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Sermonizing

1. Writing a Sermon, or simply preparing for one

2. Actually preaching said Sermon
Ya, today i spent the whole day sermonizing in the Library for Sunday.

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Ya, on Sunday i sermonized the bejesus out of my Church!
by Preacher McPreacher August 12, 2009
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