septic cunt

The descriptive word to define a truely repugnant, filthy, fuked out, piece of shit person.

Did you hear that *Jane's* boyfriend cheated on her with his dog!?
What an absolute Septic Cunt!

by CrandyBizkit June 2, 2016

SEPTIC VAGINA

The end result of a double dipping session where the swaping between anus and vagina transfers fecal matter from one hole to the other resulting in a tuna cunt septic vagina.

Last night's double dipping with johnny was great but now I have a septic vagina!

by chris musico March 26, 2008

Septic

Septic is rhyming slang for american.

Septic is short for septic tank, which rhymes with yank....

So If you say you are anti septic, it means you are anti american!

My mate barry is an anti septic!

by Ellie November 30, 2003

Septictanking

Similar to motorboating: The placement of one's face, specifically the mouth, into the area between ass cheeks followed by a rapid shaking of the face in a side-to-side motion accompanied by yelling.

Joe found Brad Pitt so hot that he wanted nothing more than Brad sit on his face while septictanking the hell out of him him.

by GfDew July 16, 2009

Septic Sally

A person of the female gender who operates a septic pumper truck.

I can't get to my trailer home because Septic Sally is blocking the driveway with that stinky truck.

by navindpaul January 10, 2010

septisemic

Septisemic is when something is even worse than Septic. Awful, Absolutely horrible.

Friend: "Would you ride her for a free bet in PaddyPower?"
Me: "It would want to be a £50 free bet, Cause she is absolutely Septisemic!"

by Al3xTheCreator April 29, 2014

septiceye sam

Septiceye Sam is Jacksepticeye's little companion and friend for life.first created when jack,also known as Sean,said he wanted his own mascot/character for his youtube channel.

septiceye sam has been made an even bigger plushie.

by pugsarethebest2000 January 3, 2017