The Selleck

When a woman makes a mustache of vaginal juices on a man's upper lip after she fingers herself.

Judy pleasured herself and then gave Scott the selleck.

by Caseyjones February 13, 2014

Tom Selleck

1) An actor famous for playing the TV character magnum P.I.

2) A sexual act named after said start. Specificially, to slap someone in the face with a semiflacid penis.

After she was done sucking my wang, I gave her a Tom Selleck right across the face..

by Wang Hanger May 13, 2005

selleck

To have sex with a child that does not yet have pubic hair

Jesus walked in to the nursery school and sellecked the most beautiful child in the room.

by KTOG February 16, 2004

Tom Selleck

An mid 50's to 60's, mans hairy penis.

Man my sergeant's got his Tom Selleck out again.

by Jeremiah Highmont January 12, 2008

Tom Selleck

#1 Definition: The man/actor Tom Selleck.

#2 Definition: To conquer or defeat someone or cause injury to them or to their pride. (interchangeable with "wicked burn!")

#3 Definition: If a person is keeping it real or is Cool.

"I Tom Selleck'd my friend in the face"

"Oh snap, You just got Tom Selleck'd!!!"

"If only I was more Selleck about it, i would have had all three of them that night- at the same time"

by Mackalus October 28, 2007

Tom Selleck

When you have anal intercourse with a girl and you give her a dirty sanchez, but then she catches you by surprise by taking a dump on the spot and smears the poop on YOUR upper lip

Damn, I assfucked Sarah last night and topped it off with a dirty sanchez, but then the bitch turned around and gave me a Tom Selleck!!

by Modern War January 7, 2009

sillick

A name that means beardless one

Person 1: oh he’s such a wimp
Person 2: yea man he must be a sillick

by Nono523 November 19, 2017