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selfietitis

a new, emerging infectious, psychosocial disease in which the person inherently takes pictures of himself in front of the mirror or in public places that the person continuously takes several or hundred shots of selfies for several hours until he finds a suitable shot for himself to post or display in a social media network. Spectators tend to imitate the similar poses and actions causing infectious behavior.
Ben cannot believe he already finished his meal last night, and his girlfriend hasn't finished taking selfie pictures of herself..She must have been suffering from selfietitis!
by superjupiter March 10, 2014
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selfislator

A member of a governing body responsible for using that governing body for personal profit. A selfislator is a member of selfishlature that decides the selfish laws.
"That selfislator had no idea what was best or fair he was only interested in what HE was going to get out of that motion."
by Brenna Urban May 10, 2007
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Selfies

An act usally carried out by girls aged 12-21, the act involves taking photos of ones self while posing. If the act is carried out by a man, he is usally seen as being gay.
Example 1: Yo man, I seen you put selfies up on facebook... You gay cunt!

Example 2: Hey man, I was doing some facebook stalking today, found the hottest girl, check out her selfies.
by bobwilllong July 19, 2012
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Selfiesapien

Someone who is so obsessed with selfies that it becomes their only purpose for existence
Every time a selfiesapien has a second of pass time, they take out their phones and they take pictures of their oh-so interesting lives.
by laylawinxchg3 May 14, 2016
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Selfcest

Definition of selfcest: when you love your self because no one else will ever be good enough
Selfcest to love ones self
by Heyangel August 5, 2020
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Selfiestick

Penis of a guy who masturbates a lot
It's was just me and my selfiestick hanging out this weekend.
by Kouschik July 16, 2015
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selfiesteem

The amount of satisfaction one has with their performance of taking a selfie
It took Harris twenty pictures to get a mediocre selfie, lowering his selfiesteem.
by flynnmutt June 29, 2016
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