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Second Life

Reference to a program in which one lives out a sort of second life building what they want, chatting with who they want, scripting their builds to do what they want.
by Derek Jones March 1, 2004
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Second Life

A very, VERY addicting online game created by Linden Labs. its just basically real life, but you fly, build items, and pretty much do anything imaginable.
Shawn: hey man, wanna go outside and skateboard?

Me: na, im already doing that in Second life.
by Jonny Shadow October 3, 2008
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Second Life

The key and final element to the prophecies of the end of the world.

Following the arrival on earth of the Antichrist, an evil political, military leader (The election of George W. Bush) came the Tribulation, a seven year interval of great suffering and death (The war in Iraq). Undoubtedly connected to this chain of events came the horrendous natural disasters of Hurricane Katrina and the breaking of the levees of New Orleans in 2005 and the winter storm of 2006. Now we sit on the horizon of the The war of Armageddon - a massive battle in Israel as Ahmadinejad sets his sights on the elimination of the state of Israel.

As it has been foretold, it is happening now!!!!

Nerds have begun to escape this world. This sick, sad, and pathetic world of confusion, hate, and turmoil. They have found their sanctuary online, in cyber-space; the cyber-gate to HEAVEN! Together, they build and prepare the New World for the second coming of Jesus Christ as He would want it. Full of trannies, casinos, fat people talking dirty to eachother, and everybody flying around being gay. The second coming of Christ marks The Rapture - where Nerds who have been born again will rise into the sky towards Jesus.

Sign up while you still can... OR BE DAMNED!!!!!!!!!!
Normal Person: Hey... look Dave... I'm only telling you this because I'm concerned for you. I think you need to quit the Second Life and pay a little more attention to your wife and kids. She told me in confidence that she's thinking about leaving you...

Dave: I HAVE BEEN SAVED!!!!!!!!!!! AS SHE SHUNS ME SHE HATH SO SHUNNED THE MYSTERIOUS WORKINGS OF GOD AND HIS SON JESUS CHRIST!!!!

Normal Person: Dude... Get some help. Please.
by JimChach January 6, 2009
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Second Life

A place where noobs can become the coolest kids in another world. They are un-seen by other people and can be considered cool. Until they get on voice that is.
"Dude, I just got beat up again."
"Yeah, I got put into the dumpster. Lets go play second life!"
"Okay! We can be cool there."
by Unknown :0 February 24, 2009
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Secondies

Grammatically incorrect form of the term "second year" used by some unfunny firsties who are trying to compensate for their lack of actual humour.
"Secondies is a word"- Aris Karamustafic
by theSecondYear September 26, 2018
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Second Life Insulter

A "Second Life Insulter" (SLI) is someone who talks totally negatively about the platform Second Life (see Second Life).
They become so bitter usually because they try Second Life, find out how easy it is to have 'hot wild sex' with some 'hot chick'- have their little avatar do so, only to suddenly discover that the person behind that avatar is some fat middle aged guy called Abdul. The trauma makes them so bitter.
SLIer's who have done it MORE than once before they discover that its a man on thee other end (usually by wanting to do voice and therefore HEAR them) can be spotted by the use of the mantra "I at least have a first life"
Please note this line is only used by American and British SL users who do this- as far as we can tell the millions of Brazillian, Turkish, Russian, French, Spanish, Japanese SL users do not use it so much for 'hot sex'.
SLI: Second Life is LAME! It is only used by LOSERS!!
SL user: You had oral sex with a man using a female avi didn't you?
(pause)
SLI: He said he loved me... (sobs) People who use SL have no life...
SL user: There there, it will be ok... no need to be a Second Life Insulter...
by abdulfromturkey October 6, 2008
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second life

A person who runs a second virtual life, useally under a different name on a mass multiplayer online role play game such as WoW or Guild Wars. Useally this person rejects their freinds and social life in order to continue with this second life
"Dave never comes out anymore, he's too busy with his second life"

"Dave is always playing on World of Warcraft, that guy has a second life"
by John Oliver May 9, 2007
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