Those colourful silicone "cause" bracelets that you wear on your wrist. They interrupt the Emo cutting ritual.
Emo 1: "Dude. I was totally going to cut my wrists today, but my Livestrong bracelet got in the way."
Emo 2: "Dude! It's because you were wearing your Emo Seatbelt!"
Emo 2: "Dude! It's because you were wearing your Emo Seatbelt!"
by Uncle Dal March 30, 2013
Get the Emo Seatbelt mug.When an individual is swirling his/her arms and rocking his/her hips sideways to the music (particularly hip hop); but too lazy or drunk to pick his/her ass up and dance.
Most of these instances are sighted in bars, fraternities/sororities and in ricers and pimped rides.
Most of these instances are sighted in bars, fraternities/sororities and in ricers and pimped rides.
As soon as the DJ switched to "Slim Shady" by eminem, Joe wanted to get up from the couch and dance to it, but he was too wasted and just did a seated dance.
by a_sporty August 24, 2014
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seatse • seatselt • seatbelt • Seatbelt Nazi • seated • sealsexual • seasea • Seastead • seater • Seatgeek
When somebody says something so stupid it's beyond repair. The act of being basic in the presences of a G.
by CosmicWzrd January 7, 2016
Get the have several seats mug.verb- the act of instinctively placing your arm over someone or something in the passenger seat when slamming on the breaks in the car.
by VannAleXX January 9, 2012
Get the mom seatbelt mug.I gave the homeless man an Australian seatbelt in exchange for a cheese sandwich and a half bottle of piss.
by Dj_twel October 7, 2017
Get the australian seatbelt mug.A seatbelt strangle is when your seatbelt decides not to let you free, and every time you try and move so it loosens, it only gets tighter. Ususally this occurs when you try and loosen the seatbelt aaalll the way, to the point where it wont go any farther-the belt will slide back into place, and suddenly you find that you wont be able to lean forward. Because of this trapped feeling, you start to panic and hyperventilate and soon need the help of another to unbuckle you, and save you from the Seatbelt Strangle hold.
Afterward you are ususally exhilarated and happy that you defeated an inanimate object and escaped the clutches of teh Seatbelt Strangle.
Afterward you are ususally exhilarated and happy that you defeated an inanimate object and escaped the clutches of teh Seatbelt Strangle.
passenger: (pulls seatbelt to full extent) AhHHHHH!!! help! The seatbelt has got me! i cant move!!!
passenger 2: I'll save you!
passenger 1: AAAHHHH!! quick, i cant breath!
Passenger 2: (unbuckles belt)
passenger 1: thanks man, you totally saved my life.
Passenger 2: yeah, that was one heavy-duty seatbelt strangle you were in.
passenger 2: I'll save you!
passenger 1: AAAHHHH!! quick, i cant breath!
Passenger 2: (unbuckles belt)
passenger 1: thanks man, you totally saved my life.
Passenger 2: yeah, that was one heavy-duty seatbelt strangle you were in.
by TherealWaldo May 27, 2009
Get the Seatbelt Strangle mug.When someone is doin' too much (or trying to hard) and just need to sit down somewhere and be quiet because they sound stupid.
Becky: *puts relaxer in her hair*
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats
Becky: *is now bald*
Becky: I just wanted my hair to be straight
...Take several seats
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