Booty Scriptures

The designs or scriptured tatoos that women often get across the small of their backs or on the ass cheeks themselves. Something to read or look at while doing it doggy-style.

Johnny hooked up with Denise, a topless dances with many tatoos, and was reading the booty scriptures like he was a Pastor in the Church of Assology.

by Mr. Dwayne October 18, 2004

Sculpturaroo

Name used to describe a structure constructed entirely out of dinner cutlery. The origin of the term is rooted in events in Turkey where Japanese persons tried to pronounce the word "sculpture" in English.

"Timotharoo, you have made-aroo a Sculpturaroo!"

by Steam Machine February 7, 2008

turd sculptor

the "art" or act of attempting to make something out of shit either literally or figuratively.

Dude 1: did you see the new movie that turd sculptor tim burton put out?

Dude 2: yeah...between helena bonham carter and that script he sure had his hands full of shit, huh?

Dude 1: yep.

by vulvahammer May 28, 2010

scripture-thumper

Someone who will beat you over the head with whatever text they hold most sacred—be that the Bible, the Communist Manifesto, "Atheism: The Case Against God," or "Stranger in a Strange Land"—until you agree with them on all points.

"A religious debate? No thanks; they bring out all the scripture-thumpers."

by Qit February 26, 2004

Sculptor Charter School

Sculptor is the most boring school in Titusville. You have to be on a stupid list to get in, the uniforms suck, and the school is not really diverse. There are no fights and if there is any there in the bathroom and last 2 minutes. All the kids there are snitches and the teachers care more about dress code than the actual problems. All the white boys say the N word like they have a privilege. Pretty sure all the kids are racist and some of the teachers probably are. The teachers aren’t even that good only Mrs.C and Mrs.G! The food fucking sucks. And most of the girls are pick me’s. There are no cute guys only a few are decent. The Ela teacher for 7th/8th is super strict and sucks the life out of all her students. All the girls start drama but never wanna fight. The guys are annoying af. Also if you start drama with any of the girls they’ll probably post it on their stories. None of the kids are mature and they all “date for fun”. This school drains the mental health of the students and makes pretty much all the students wanna commit! Don’t come here!!

“You heard of sculptor charter school?”
“You mean the preppy white school with racist kids!”
“Yeah that one”

by Call(1)800-stopbeingahoe May 11, 2023

scriptures

"The sacred books of our holy religion, as distinguished from the false and profane writings on which all other faiths are based" (Ambrose Bierce. The Devil's Dictionary. 1911.).

by Antinous September 11, 2003

Futures Scripture

Future’s wisdom about how to treat women that is to be followed like the Bible.

“Ride for the bros, lie to your hoes”
“The only way ima trip over a bitch is if she sleeping on the floor”
“Don’t be her therapist- be the reason why she sees one”
“Treat her like dirt, and she will stick like mud”

She caught you cheating and you forgave her??Maaaaan you need to go study Futures Scripture

by DJ Gello January 15, 2021