scrum

Word used when referring someone that is the worst of the worst or lowest of the low. Can be seen as the human version of a crumb, basically useless. Word is used most oftenly when referring to someone who cannot aim straight or kill anything at all in online video games, such as Modern Warefare 2.
-Dude, why do the scrum always have to be on our team?
-Omg, this guy is the lowest form of scrum, he couldnt even kill me when I was in last stand.
-We are going to have to back out, this room has no scrum what so ever.
-Get throwing knifed worthless scrumlord!
-The early morning scrum are out to get destroyed.
by Sticky Bone February 26, 2010
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When a person hasn't wiped off semen and it has become dried and crusty on their skin. Usually on a tramp stamp. It is a signature of a dirty, dirty skank.
"Hey that girl looks hot"
"Meh, she's probably covered in scrum"
by taylorbot August 31, 2008
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A noun used to describe a person who scrapes every last crumb off of a plate. Also describes a person who eats other people’s leftovers.
Scrum = crumb scraper, or scraper of crumbs
*to friend eating the crumbs off your plate*
“Stop being such a scrum!"
by SarMyName December 10, 2017
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Lint that collects on the taint or bonch due usually to flannel boxers.
Because I haven't changed my flannel boxers in quite some time, I have an unusual amount of scrum hanging from my taint.
by Bill Smith February 01, 2005
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the sensitive patch of skin between the scrotum and the anus.
when performing fellatio, it is important to give some attention to the balls and scrum.
by mdiz August 29, 2003
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The combination of scotch and rum typically mixed with either coke or dry. It can also be consumed straight as a shot or over ice.
Last night I had a scrum or two which caused me to lose my pants.
by ScotchRum June 29, 2011
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the kind of person who follows you around and really pisses you off, but you use them for resources so you never confront them.
"This scrum is pissing me off, but i need him to get me beer"
by Dyldo September 08, 2012
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