scrumping

To scrump. The act of sexual intercourse without romantic implications often in an awkward, uncomfortable setting.

Bill's back is sore from scrumping Sue in the port-a-john behind the drive-in last night.

by Slone Brooke October 21, 2008

scrump

Scrump is the short version of the word scrumptious meaning looking good.

Jess was looking scrump today with a capital SCRUMP!

by ushz.cmp April 14, 2011

Scrump

Combines scum and Trump. Perfect description for the sack of shot in the White House as well as his sycophantic followers.

There was a real scrump in the store yesterday -- Donald Trump shirt and everything. I think the scumbag left a slime trail behind him.

by Dharma Midget August 17, 2017

Scrump

to have sexual intercourse, and/or are "scrumping"

"hey baby wanna scrump?"

by ImSpecialKYo December 07, 2009

scrump

A chick so nasty and disgusting that even beer goggles won't do her justice.

Even though I was completely hammered and she was 150 yards away, I could still tell that Sharon was a complete scrump

by Brian H October 26, 2005

Scrump

Too have sexual intercourse

OOOOO....I wanna scrump that fine peice off a** over there

by Audie January 10, 2006

Scrump

A male or female who has no clue. Completely out of the loop on life and helpless. One who lacks confidence/success/carisma/hygene/common sense. Needs direction.

He went to the gym today with holes all in his socks...what a SCRUMP!

My husband has skidmarks in his underwear, so scrumpy.

by bdyke January 30, 2015