Strategically Scratched

when getting to a good part in a movie on dvd, the scene stops and flickers, untill you must fast forward to a bad part.

Spencer: Wow this movie sucks

Will: Dam I know every good scene cant be read by the dvd player

Thomas: This dvd is "Strategically Scratched" I hate blockbuster

by DJ SpinGood September 7, 2010

Stretched to My Ears

A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.

Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.

by Eaton Holgoode May 7, 2015

scrunched

When you feel upset, angry, or confused af.

Friend 1: Man, that teacher makes me feel scrunched
Friend 2: Dude me too

by jordynday_ November 23, 2016

Double Cheek Scritch

The action of taking both your hands and putting them behind your back on your ass with your fingers curled inward like a claw while furiously scratching your butt cheeks.

After Alex got bit on the ass by a horde of mosquitos, he performed the classic Double Cheek Scritch maneuver.

by Goatman Gamer March 8, 2023

stretched ears

Stretched ears are when a person has stretched their ear lobes to the size that they desire. Stretched ears can go up to 3" and even beyond that sometimes. They are NOT called "gauging/gauges" despite what anyone says, it's called stretching. A gauge is just the measurement. "Stretching" is to "gauging" as "timing" is to "minuting/houring". If you go into forums for the community of modded people online and say "gauges" they will call you a n00b and probably troll you for not knowing shit.

If you don't stretch your lobes properly it will result in a blowout AKA Cat ass, where your ear literally resembles a floppy anus. It's not attractive. Be patient and do it right.

N00b: "guise, I need advice on my gauges.. I just went up 3 sizes in 2 days and my ears are really red and bleeding and sore!

Non-N00b: First of all, it's not gauging, it's stretching/stretched ears. Second of all, take them out of your ears you've obviously had a blowout, and once they heal your ears will resemble an asshole. You never go up 3 sizes in two days you fucking n00b. Don't even try stretching again."

by SomethingDarksided December 21, 2013

African Booty Scratcher

A simple crack with no literal definition, it's merits are only how funny and stupid it sounds. And there is no comeback after you have been called an African Bootyscratcher, just walk away and live another day.

And yo momma got big ashy lips, ya African Booty Scratcher!

by Thundertyrant March 20, 2016

Stretched

A used and abused pussy..

Rick: Hey man how was becca last night.

James: I could not feel anything because she was Stretched.

by secret =) September 13, 2006