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screemin scrammin

1.A word to substitute any form of verb taking place at the moment.

2.do work.
1.
man1:"how that pizza bro?"
man2:"shut the fuck im screemin scrammin"

2.
"hey steph what are you doing today?"
"totally screemin scrammin right now"
by DashingMeeK February 1, 2008
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screemin ian

When your in a hotel and run out of lube and go get terriyaki sauce and then proceed to sleep in a tub full of it.
Hey did you here the screemin Ian last night.
Yeah I bet he had a sweet and salty mess.
by Shadowfury July 8, 2016
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Screengayver

An age old office prank that never gets old. Or if it does, only to the receiver.

Usually in hectic office environments an unsuspecting poor sap will leave his computer unlocked for a just a few precious minutes. Within this time the more saavy co-worker has Carte Blanche access to google up a pic of a hot pair of gay men embracing in a clutch of passion. Or in extreme cases a well placed schlong dangling pic right on his desktop.

The coup de grace of this prank is to conceal the background with a few legitimate applications such as Word, Excel or Outlook email.

Upon returning to his workstation he may work hours before minimizing or locking his workstation down (much too late) to be shocked to see a pink pile of man junk proliferate his screen. This works exceptionally well when female hetero passers by notice the commotion from his cube.
William: "Well, I'm done for the day have a good weekend"... "WHAT THE FU(*K!"

Ted: "LOL"

Betty: "How many times are you going to give him a Screengayver Ted?" "LOL"
by Grizzly August 27, 2009
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screenager

a teenager who loves to watch the small screen in front of him/her.
John is a screenager who does nothing but play computer games and watches TV, it's little wonder that he failed his exams.
by [boo-boo] July 1, 2003
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screenjacker

A video game player who looks at an opponent's television, monitor, or display to gain information on their whereabouts or game status.
Every time we play Doom, I catch Tim glancing toward my screen. He is such a screenjacker.
by Oden Nauticus January 24, 2005
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Free Screening Syndrome

The human brain's ability to enjoy a mediocre or worse film way more than it should because said film was screened in advance or for free.
"George said that flick was really good, I thought it sucked."
"Yeah, but he saw it like two years ago when they were testing it. He thinks he's special. Free Screening Syndrome."
by The Fish September 3, 2007
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Screening

When you read a BBM message without actually opening the conversation, so the sender does not know that it has been read. This makes it easier to avoid them because the sender is unaware they are being ignored.
I was so annoyed with Jake so I started screening his messages.
by Elsherzies July 9, 2011
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