scavenger

A person whose vocabulary and demands mostly consist of " Ey let me get half of that" or simply "let me get half" for short.
Most are usually just too lazy to get the stuff themselves so they resort to their scavenger ways. Others are just broke ass motherfuckers.

They're number two from the bottom of the pyramid of society, 'bums' being first. There are usually 1 or 2 in every social group .

Person: "Hey, check out my fresh slice of pizza!"

Scavenger 1: "Hey let me get half of that pizza."

Scavebegr 2: "Let me get half of that half."

by Easter E February 12, 2009

Scavenger

Anything and I mean Anything classified as a Scavenger will get a bad reputation in one form or another. The rules don't care if its a Human or an Animal.

Azi: What's a Scavenger?
Kali: Lazy stupid thieves that steal shit off the ground that doesn't belong to them.

by Worse than JJ May 8, 2020

Scavengineering

Scavengineering

verb. To manufacture solutions to problems using only the materials and tools available at hand.

This would be the technical term for the often used Macgyver.

Q. Has anyone seen my butcher knife and my kitchen table? Hey, were did that surfboard come from?
A. Matthew decided to do some
Scavengineering.

by Shane Laurila July 4, 2005

scavenger lunch

the wrangling of ANYTHING edible from office, home or other refrigerator to compile a meal

With no other meal options, Joan decided to grab a half eaten slice of pizza, handful of grapes and some babybel cheese from the office fridge as a her scavenger lunch.

by noladele September 2, 2009

scrapenuts

scrapenuts- n. (not to be confused with the popular breakfast cereal) A condition in which, despite the cold weather and the common belief that the scrotal sac contracts into a tighter position, the testicles of an individual bounce back and forth hitting the inner thighs of the individual while he is scraping ice of off an automobile. This is due to to the stationary position of the legs and the motion of the upper body during the scraping act. This allows for the testicles to swing back and forth and cause the scraper to feel them hitting one inner thigh than the other in a pendulum-like pattern of motion.

Last week after the big ice storm, I was helping my buddy get the ice off of his car windows, and we both got scrapenuts.

by filetofsoul March 13, 2011

Shampoo Scavenge

When you're completely out of the shampoo that you normally use and you have to search around the house for other shampoos. Generally you end up mixing a bizarre combination such as watermelon, blueberry, and anti-chlorine shampoo.

"So, what did you do this weekend?" Kelly asked.
"I was on a shampoo scavenge because my bottle of Suave ran out." I replied.

by ThatBuffyFan:-) June 4, 2010

scavenger dump

the act of leaving a few hints of feces in plain sight en route to a hot and steamy prize some distance from the original "clues". the scavenger dump is best executed in the homes of others or in public domains...unless, of course, you enjoy cleaning up your own shit, in which case, feel free to scavenger dump in the comfort of your own home.

note: the scavenger dump is not to be confused with an AFR (accidental fecal release), commonly known as the shart. the scavenger dump is purely intentional and malicious in nature.

i was in the library the other day and i left those bookworms a scavenger dump from the british lit section into the rare books collection...talk about a Shakespearian tragedy for whoever has to clean that up!

by me@tspin October 16, 2010