Youtube Comments

In theory: A section of the video hosting website 'Youtube' where people may comment on and rate videos uploaded by users.

In reality: A complete annex of reality where factual accuracy, literacy, mutual respect and general good will are almost completely devoid. The closer a video touches upon religion, national identites and race, the more ludicrous and profane the comments section will be.

Common inhabitants (and often combatants) of this inhospitable environment are:

Zealot the Cleric, Professor Know-it-all, Professor Wiki-it-all, Armchair Activist, Keyboard Patriot, xxxEmoKidxxx, Blatant Illiterate (aka The Child who was Left Behind), Raging Homophobe, Capt. Conspiracy Nut and Sir Lastword of Ihavenojob-shire.

Person A: "You know, I really despair in humanity sometimes."

Person B: "Have you been at those youtube comments again?"

by Yonner December 31, 2009

Fairy comments

Mean comments with a twist that are hella funny

This hits different💕🧚 ♀️✨ in a domestic abuse kinda way🌸🦋🌈 (fairy comments)

Bullying is never ok💜💋🌈 except this once✨🦋🧚 ♀️

by hm26 May 19, 2020

liveleak comments

Where you can find all the racism, homophobia and other lunacy seen on YouTube comments, with significantly better grammar.

Liveleak comments will rot the sane portion of your brain, but is easier on the literate's mind.

by udusers1 September 17, 2013

youtube comments

The place where all logic, reason and common sense are stripped away. No place has known the sheer concentration if ignorance before youtube comments. Racism, sexism, appeal to emotion and pure hatred are commonplace.

Youtube comments are the only community to surpass 2003 4chan

by 322997am December 19, 2018

youtube comments

The brutal and repeated rape of the English language.

A sample of youtube comments: You are wright!!!!!! The're a lot of other great singers! What did he do the last years??????
Everybody is prising him but he is a man with a lot of debt! He loves his family but what did he left the family with? Moneytrouble!! pffffff

by alikasomboooody July 8, 2009

Youtube Comments

The place that is filled with fanatics, wannabe environmentalists, fake ecologists, racists, misogynists, misandrists, illiterate idiots, consiracy theorists, misanthropes, SJWs, feminazis, madmen (and madwomen), weeaboos, otakus, the mentally ill and idiots in general arguing with each other about trivial stuff that is of little to no importance in the real world. Not only that but these youtube comment sections are sometimes filled with illiteracy and poor grammar that will be enough to make professors cringe and develop drinking problems. In fact, these sections can make anyone develop drinking problems due to the sheer stupidity, fanaticism, racism, and hatred that can be found within them. Usually, these people have little to no idea about what they're talking about and the stuff that comes out of their mouths sound like fanatical, zealous, radical bullshit. Avoid this place at all costs unless you want to lose some brain cells or to lose your faith in humanity.

Youtube comments is a place that is full of insane people and fanatics arguing about unimportant bullshit.

by Wahrsager350 August 27, 2015

Youtube comments

Absolute hell on earth. A place where people come to troll, argue over the most irrelevant and retarded things, call people names, and advertise things. The average IQ of a youtube commenter is about 12. They often think that they are very smart when really they are just a dumb sack of shit.

Youtube comments
commenter 1: "I hate this song. It sucks"
commenter 2: "No u suk tard."
commenter 1: "Frig off cunt."

by jehjvvdvjhdcvhhvjdvhcvhdv July 9, 2021