Slonchwize

When something is not quite straight its slonchwize

your hat is on slonchwize

by tbo's werd March 31, 2010

Sclone

A recipe of a popular, mass produced dish, especially a baked good. The recipe will save money, for the dish is usually overpriced. The word is a combination of scone and clone.

Did you hear about what Jorge did? He scloned the Cinnabon recipe! It doesn't taste any different!

by OmnomnomCinnabon June 18, 2010

Schonch

A moving vehicle, usually referring to a wheel chair. Schonchs can also be used to describe buses or cars. Some people refer to planes as winged schonchs.

Yeah, Kyle broke his leg and has to ride in a schonch for two months.

by Thatonekidjosh April 6, 2019

Sconch

A pre-pubescent male, someone who has not grown pubic hair yet. Also used as an insult

"Oi, get out of here you little sconch, grown men only in this place!"

by Piemonster December 26, 2015

sconce

At certain UK universities, to force someone who falls into a specified category to drink. Often a part of formal meals and crew dates, the aim is to encourage excessive alcohol consumption. When 'sconced', those to whom the sconce applies must stand and take a large gulp of whatever alcoholic drink they are on.

"I sconce anyone who has defined sconcing on Urban Dictionary"

by haec est cicero1990 November 22, 2009

scooncealicious

the act of being scooncey and sexi

You are scooncealicious

by scooncey January 6, 2008

sclinch

When you cut off a poo half way through.

Sam: "I needed to leave ASAP but was trying to poo"
Kieran: "So what did you do?!"
Sam: "All I could do! I sclinched it"
Kieran: "Yeah, I get you. Nice bro"

by KDogg May 4, 2014